Ars Technica ยท Jun 22, 2026 21:02 UTC Man used massage gun on his tired eyeballs. It went as well as you'd expect. Read full story on Ars Technica Share AI disclosure Summary He had retinal tears and bruises from squishing his eyeballs with the gun. Original reporting Open original source Read full article on Ars Technica Get the AFBytes Brief Major stories, AI-assisted analysis, and what to watch next. Free, monthly, unsubscribe anytime. Subscribe
