Trump Is Trying To Rig the World Cup

Summary

In a decision that should affix an asterix to any US Men's World Cup victory going forward, FIFA, the ruling body of international soccer, has decided to "suspend" a red card that a game official issued to the USMNT's best player, Folarin Balogun, in the team's 2-0 victory over Bosnia-Herzegovina. This makes Balogun eligible for the round of 16 match tonight against Belgium.